Hurdle Hustler Mugs

Runner going through hurdles.

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Professional man hurdling

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

The Workaholics Building

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Healthy.

Centaur Sprinter

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."

One Man Band

Hurdles with Steps

It's over the hurdle not under...

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

"I'm an entrepreneur."

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.

"I work twelve hours a day to make ends meat...but then I'm way too knackered to cook it!"

You dope, that one's for cross-country runners.

Confusion at the Race

Loans: First hurdle.

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

Caution.

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

Under the hurdles.

Monday Hurdle

Dog and Runner Jumping Hurdles Together

Jana Pittman

Tightly run track meets.