Harp Hero Mugs

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Cycling with a harp case

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Like father like son.

Jerry Lordan

Dog on a harp

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

I love Harmonica

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

Harps and Embroidery.

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Supply was out of harps.

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Fine - which five-hour ballad of my adventures do you want to hear?"

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

If they don't want to hit it with a hammer like that, why do they call it a "fingernail"?

'The only reason the cat stays is he's deaf as a post.'

Woodwork

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

A Low Budget Philharmonic Orchestra

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

Smashed harp...

'Now you tell me that you're only a doctor of music!'

Boxing with your harp

"Wait a minute - you want me to play the harp??! You don't have karaoke up here? Then why are you calling it 'paradise?'"