Hammering Hero Pillows

'I think we should look into a smaller hammer and bigger nails for your next do-it-yourself project'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Do your research!

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Evil Exams!

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"How was work?"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"God works in mysterious ways."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Like father like son.

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'