Heckling Hero Pillows

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'...60, 80 - whoa! - a hundred bucks! Okaaaay, you've got 20 minutes.'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

One Man Band

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'I just got text-heckled!'

'Foul ball!!'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Puppet Audience

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

'I knew the marriage wouldn't last...She brought a date to our wedding.'

'Don't look now, but the winner of last season's 'The Biggest Heckler' is here.'

'I think we should look into a smaller hammer and bigger nails for your next do-it-yourself project'

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

'Why do they use that stuff? I mean, OK, it gives them a vocal advantage. But steroids ruin the integrity of heckling.'

'This isn't about the heckler. We need to look at why you're not ready with a snappy comeback.'

"OK guys, one more time, and this time Fred, concentrate: your last howl was out of tune..."

"At least you're now getting your foot in the door!"