Heckling Hero Pillows

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

'...60, 80 - whoa! - a hundred bucks! Okaaaay, you've got 20 minutes.'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

If they don't want to hit it with a hammer like that, why do they call it a "fingernail"?

One Man Band

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

'I just got text-heckled!'

'Foul ball!!'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Puppet Audience

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

'I knew the marriage wouldn't last...She brought a date to our wedding.'

'Don't look now, but the winner of last season's 'The Biggest Heckler' is here.'

'I think we should look into a smaller hammer and bigger nails for your next do-it-yourself project'

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

"OOOOWWOOO!"

I'm putting together a group to go to a minor league baseball game this week. So? I'd like a big group. More people means more yelling at the opposing team. And? Don't make me ask directly. Ask or I won't go. Go with us. In the form of a question, supplicant!

'Why do they use that stuff? I mean, OK, it gives them a vocal advantage. But steroids ruin the integrity of heckling.'

'This isn't about the heckler. We need to look at why you're not ready with a snappy comeback.'

"OK guys, one more time, and this time Fred, concentrate: your last howl was out of tune..."

I hear you own a small plane. You will fly me to Scotland. Scotland? They're trying to break away from the United Kingdom. It's history in the making. Naturally, I must be there to heckle it. Sorry, Sadie, I have a hot date. BUT A COHEN HAS BEEN HECKLING HISTORY EVER SINCE SADIE THE ELDER TOLD CAESAR THOSE KNIVES MADE HIM LOOK FAT! Sorry. A date's a date.

"At least you're now getting your foot in the door!"

'I haven't heard this much booing since Backstreet Boys announced they were reuniting.'

I'm thrilled you'll be joining me at my first baseball outing this year. You've been invited solely because I need fellow taunters. Rule #1: Yell as loudly as possible at the players. Make them utterly #$% miserable. Gonna be fun. Gonna get beatings.