Enthusiastic Heckler Pillows

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'I just got text-heckled!'

'Foul ball!!'

Puppet Audience

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

'Don't look now, but the winner of last season's 'The Biggest Heckler' is here.'

'I knew the marriage wouldn't last...She brought a date to our wedding.'

Canned Laughter

'This isn't about the heckler. We need to look at why you're not ready with a snappy comeback.'

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

'Why do they use that stuff? I mean, OK, it gives them a vocal advantage. But steroids ruin the integrity of heckling.'

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'

'Forget the golf. I just got a nibble!'

'As I gaze out upon this sea of smiling faces ... albeit sleeping ... but nevertheless smiling faces ... '

'It's true that the audience was applauding but that was to keep themselves awake!'