Bleacher Heckler Pillows

'Foul ball!!'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

'Time out!'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Bad Knees.

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

Stadium usher of the month.

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

Puppet Audience

'Just made a pass. I'm running for the end zone.'

Benchwarmer coach.

American Sports Idol.

'I knew the marriage wouldn't last...She brought a date to our wedding.'

'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'

'Nice catch, idiot!'

Players from both teams charge into the seats and grab the belligerent fan.

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

'Attaboy, Dewey! Three up and three down!'

'Heads up!!'

'We lost everything - hot dogs, popcorn, game programs, an order of nachos. Got out of our seats with just the clothes on our backs, but we're both OK, and that's what matters most.'

'Why do they use that stuff? I mean, OK, it gives them a vocal advantage. But steroids ruin the integrity of heckling.'

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'

Heckler of the month.

'...Charles is a better kiss-up, so he will be starting in the position right next to me on the bench.'

'Really No one And with all that money you make,,,Well, OK,,,'

Smackdown and immediate first aid.