Bleacher Heckler Gifts

'Foul ball!!'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

'Time out!'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

Bad Knees.

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

Stadium usher of the month.

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

'Just made a pass. I'm running for the end zone.'

Puppet Audience

Benchwarmer coach.

American Sports Idol.

'I knew the marriage wouldn't last...She brought a date to our wedding.'

'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'

'We lost everything - hot dogs, popcorn, game programs, an order of nachos. Got out of our seats with just the clothes on our backs, but we're both OK, and that's what matters most.'

'Why do they use that stuff? I mean, OK, it gives them a vocal advantage. But steroids ruin the integrity of heckling.'

'Nice catch, idiot!'

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

'Heads up!!'

'Attaboy, Dewey! Three up and three down!'

Players from both teams charge into the seats and grab the belligerent fan.

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'

'Really No one And with all that money you make,,,Well, OK,,,'

Smackdown and immediate first aid.

Heckler of the month.