Baseball Hecklers Pillows

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

You'll understand after you see him pitch.

'...60, 80 - whoa! - a hundred bucks! Okaaaay, you've got 20 minutes.'

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

Shows Bundt

'No way, man! Murphy isn't worth anywhere near the 3.5 million they're paying him!'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

'I just got text-heckled!'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

Baseball contract signing gloves.

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

'Foul ball!!'

'...The athletic trainer's coming with the WD-40.'

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

Puppet Audience

You're right. He's gonna throw the change-up.

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

'I knew the marriage wouldn't last...She brought a date to our wedding.'

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

'Nice throw...'

"Now they'll never know who's on first."

Baseball player: 'I'll let my bat do my talking!' BAT: '...I have nothing to say'

'Why do they use that stuff? I mean, OK, it gives them a vocal advantage. But steroids ruin the integrity of heckling.'

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

"Things are going well, so I may as well ask: how about those Mets? Ha-ha, just kidding. The tail. Please fix this tail thing."

"My ultimate sports fantasy is to see a star player request a baseball autographed by the umpire crew."