Referee Heckler Pillows

'...60, 80 - whoa! - a hundred bucks! Okaaaay, you've got 20 minutes.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

The commentators want to run the officials...

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

'You two, sort it out!'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

'The only thing I can figure is that a game took place without a single fan criticizing the officials.'

'Foul ball!!'

"They think it was an oversight by our oversight committee that caused the recent problems."

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

'I knew the marriage wouldn't last...She brought a date to our wedding.'

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

"The refereeing was only half bad... the winning team didn't complain."

'Why do they use that stuff? I mean, OK, it gives them a vocal advantage. But steroids ruin the integrity of heckling.'

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'

Target practice board in the shape of a football referee.

I hear you own a small plane. You will fly me to Scotland. Scotland? They're trying to break away from the United Kingdom. It's history in the making. Naturally, I must be there to heckle it. Sorry, Sadie, I have a hot date. BUT A COHEN HAS BEEN HECKLING HISTORY EVER SINCE SADIE THE ELDER TOLD CAESAR THOSE KNIVES MADE HIM LOOK FAT! Sorry. A date's a date.

'I haven't heard this much booing since Backstreet Boys announced they were reuniting.'

I'm thrilled you'll be joining me at my first baseball outing this year. You've been invited solely because I need fellow taunters. Rule #1: Yell as loudly as possible at the players. Make them utterly #$% miserable. Gonna be fun. Gonna get beatings.

'Mind you, if they're any good at cricket or rugby they'll be more than welcome.'

"Moms and dads don't have to cry when they're hurt, because they can swear."