Referee Heckler Mugs

'...60, 80 - whoa! - a hundred bucks! Okaaaay, you've got 20 minutes.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

The commentators want to run the officials...

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'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

'You two, sort it out!'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'The only thing I can figure is that a game took place without a single fan criticizing the officials.'

'Foul ball!!'

"They think it was an oversight by our oversight committee that caused the recent problems."

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

'I knew the marriage wouldn't last...She brought a date to our wedding.'

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

"The refereeing was only half bad... the winning team didn't complain."

'Why do they use that stuff? I mean, OK, it gives them a vocal advantage. But steroids ruin the integrity of heckling.'

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'

Target practice board in the shape of a football referee.

'Mind you, if they're any good at cricket or rugby they'll be more than welcome.'

"Moms and dads don't have to cry when they're hurt, because they can swear."