Referee Humor Mugs

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

The commentators want to run the officials...

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'This is not what I meant by a free kick.'

'Now what?!'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'