Yankee Heckler Mugs

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'...60, 80 - whoa! - a hundred bucks! Okaaaay, you've got 20 minutes.'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

'I just got text-heckled!'

'Foul ball!!'

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

Puppet Audience

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

We should be fine, provided we keep one pitchfork apart.

'I knew the marriage wouldn't last...She brought a date to our wedding.'

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

Angel Puppet.

'This isn't about the heckler. We need to look at why you're not ready with a snappy comeback.'

'Alimony is like having to pay instalments on a car after you have written it off!'

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

"Sorry, my bad."

"Can you believe it's autumn already?"

'Why do they use that stuff? I mean, OK, it gives them a vocal advantage. But steroids ruin the integrity of heckling.'

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'