Yankee Heckler T-Shirts

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

'...60, 80 - whoa! - a hundred bucks! Okaaaay, you've got 20 minutes.'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

The Big Four debate banking ethics

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

'I just got text-heckled!'

'Foul ball!!'

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

Puppet Audience

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

'I knew the marriage wouldn't last...She brought a date to our wedding.'

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

We should be fine, provided we keep one pitchfork apart.

Angel Puppet.

"OOOOWWOOO!"

'Alimony is like having to pay instalments on a car after you have written it off!'

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

'This isn't about the heckler. We need to look at why you're not ready with a snappy comeback.'

I'm putting together a group to go to a minor league baseball game this week. So? I'd like a big group. More people means more yelling at the opposing team. And? Don't make me ask directly. Ask or I won't go. Go with us. In the form of a question, supplicant!

"Sorry, my bad."

"Can you believe it's autumn already?"

Careful - the coffee's room temperature.

'Why do they use that stuff? I mean, OK, it gives them a vocal advantage. But steroids ruin the integrity of heckling.'

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'

Sen. Krupt. I can't believe how little I was offered for my seat --- It's hardly been used!

Hades' Spawn Shop.