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Puppet Audience

Zombie standup

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Theatre Crowd

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Free Bird!"

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Tong!"

Plum jam...

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"He's got a great future behind him!"

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Strong Female Lead

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

Rock & Roll

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'