Humorous Heckler T-Shirts

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'...60, 80 - whoa! - a hundred bucks! Okaaaay, you've got 20 minutes.'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

'I just got text-heckled!'

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

'Foul ball!!'

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

Puppet Audience

We should be fine, provided we keep one pitchfork apart.

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

Angel Puppet.

'I knew the marriage wouldn't last...She brought a date to our wedding.'

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

"Sorry, my bad."

"Can you believe it's autumn already?"

'Why do they use that stuff? I mean, OK, it gives them a vocal advantage. But steroids ruin the integrity of heckling.'

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'

'I'm fed up with this hosepipe ban... I mean, it's not like we really need one.'