Humorous Heckler Pillows

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

'...60, 80 - whoa! - a hundred bucks! Okaaaay, you've got 20 minutes.'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

The Big Four debate banking ethics

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

'I just got text-heckled!'

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

'Foul ball!!'

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

Puppet Audience

We should be fine, provided we keep one pitchfork apart.

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

Angel Puppet.

'I knew the marriage wouldn't last...She brought a date to our wedding.'

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

"OOOOWWOOO!"

"Sorry, my bad."

"Can you believe it's autumn already?"

Careful - the coffee's room temperature.

'Why do they use that stuff? I mean, OK, it gives them a vocal advantage. But steroids ruin the integrity of heckling.'

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'

'I'm fed up with this hosepipe ban... I mean, it's not like we really need one.'