Heckle Handler Pillows

'This isn't about the heckler. We need to look at why you're not ready with a snappy comeback.'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'...60, 80 - whoa! - a hundred bucks! Okaaaay, you've got 20 minutes.'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

'I just got text-heckled!'

'Foul ball!!'

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

Puppet Audience

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

'I knew the marriage wouldn't last...She brought a date to our wedding.'

'Don't look now, but the winner of last season's 'The Biggest Heckler' is here.'

'Why do they use that stuff? I mean, OK, it gives them a vocal advantage. But steroids ruin the integrity of heckling.'

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'

'He's a master of the cruel put down.'

Dominic walks onto the court, safe and secure in his new heckle proof body armor.

'Loiter' means to spend time idly. I'm hustling.