Heavy Metal Hero Gifts

Multi-tool Guitar

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Anna Calvi

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"OK, ready to go again?"

Italica

Algorithm 'n' Blues

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Mark Knopfler.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Steve Howe.

Jimi Hendrix.

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

Guitar pickin'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

George Michael

Popera!