Hammer Enthusiast Pillows

Republican Emergency

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

A crab with a utility knife claw

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

CLEAR!

The Hammer

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

The Sculptor

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Progress?

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"