Jackhammer Enthusiast Pillows

Drilling the pavement.

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Problem Solving

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

The Sculptor

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

Progress?

Hammer and Anvil.

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Reading in a hammock.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

"Try to fit in, Dear."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Ancient Weapons

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

Global Arms Trade

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

"Can Interest you in something new?"

City Hammock