Hammer Time Aficionado Pillows

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Award Winning Gardener

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Problem Solving

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

The Sculptor

DIY horror.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'Its your archeries'

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

"Bob's a tool belt."

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'Any luck with your time machine?' - '.there minute for working it had I thought I but, No'

'I think therefore I ham.'

William Tell in his younger years.

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

DIY expert.

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'