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Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

CLEAR!

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Bug hanging up stockings

The Sculptor

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Fox hunting.