Ironing Improv Gifts

'I hate rainy days!'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Allegro con molto espresso

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Ironing day.

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Mensa Does Improv

Cheating Death.

"Am I sensing fear?"

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'There's an imposter among us!'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Hello?"

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Iron Lady and Iron Man

Chemistry Improv Theater

"Unplug and chill out."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

"It's improv night."

"What did he say?"

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?