Ironing Avoiders Club Gifts

"You hate ironing? Me too."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Ironing day.

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Hello?"

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"Unplug and chill out."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Romance over the Irons

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Woman tangled up ironing

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"Iron Man Competition"

Pressing Problem

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

Man ironing out a line graph.

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Long suffering cricket wife

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"We need a new clothes press."

"Upper or lower body workout?"