Greeting Avoiders Club Gifts

Looking for a playful way to acknowledge someone who's not big on greetings? Our products for the Avoiders Club blend humor and creativity, making them ideal for those who prefer to keep things low-key and fun. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these items are a delightful nod to their introverted charm. Share a laugh and show you get their style with our themed collection designed for greeting avoiders.

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"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks." mockup

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

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"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time." mockup

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

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"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family." mockup

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

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"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity." mockup

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

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"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there." mockup

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

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Email Notifications

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'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.' mockup

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

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"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces." mockup

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

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'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,' mockup

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

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'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.' mockup

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

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"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient). mockup

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

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"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?" mockup

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

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"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."

"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000." mockup

"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."

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"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..." mockup

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

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Desperate employees escape through bosses high-rise window. 'Hurry! His meeting is almost over!'

Desperate employees escape through bosses high-rise window. 'Hurry! His meeting is almost over!' mockup

Desperate employees escape through bosses high-rise window. 'Hurry! His meeting is almost over!'

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'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!' mockup

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

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'A Mr Ritzwell to see you, sir. Are you in, or are you using the escape tunnel?'

'A Mr Ritzwell to see you, sir. Are you in, or are you using the escape tunnel?' mockup

'A Mr Ritzwell to see you, sir. Are you in, or are you using the escape tunnel?'

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'Gloria hates sports bars. Guys always make a pass at her.'

'Gloria hates sports bars. Guys always make a pass at her.' mockup

'Gloria hates sports bars. Guys always make a pass at her.'

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'Is he expecting you?'

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'How To Say No To Sales People'.

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"You hate ironing? Me too."

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"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I want or #2: Endure an excruciatingly dull presentation..."

"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I want or #2: Endure an excruciatingly dull presentation..." mockup

"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I want or #2: Endure an excruciatingly dull presentation..."

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'I hate networking.'

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"I miss handshakes"

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'Nope, a handmade coupon for 'one free backrub' ain't gonna cut it for our 25th Wedding Anniversary hon...'

'Nope, a handmade coupon for 'one free backrub' ain't gonna cut it for our 25th Wedding Anniversary hon...' mockup

'Nope, a handmade coupon for 'one free backrub' ain't gonna cut it for our 25th Wedding Anniversary hon...'

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Sleeping - "Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

Sleeping - "Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk." mockup

Sleeping - "Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

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It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine.

It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine. mockup

It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine.

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"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else." mockup

"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

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'Right, I've convened these meetings to explore some concerns about the number of meetings we've been having.'

'Right, I've convened these meetings to explore some concerns about the number of meetings we've been having.' mockup

'Right, I've convened these meetings to explore some concerns about the number of meetings we've been having.'

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"Terrible, I couldn't fall asleep no matter how hard I tried."

"Terrible, I couldn't fall asleep no matter how hard I tried." mockup

"Terrible, I couldn't fall asleep no matter how hard I tried."

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'I don't date men with nice bodies. It usually means they've spent a lot of time in prisons.'

'I don't date men with nice bodies. It usually means they've spent a lot of time in prisons.' mockup

'I don't date men with nice bodies. It usually means they've spent a lot of time in prisons.'

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"Careful, he can smell your boredom." mockup

"Careful, he can smell your boredom."

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'G'Day!'

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"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting." mockup

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

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'Ed moves that we buy new choir slickers and adjourn for pizza. Do I hear a second?'

'Ed moves that we buy new choir slickers and adjourn for pizza. Do I hear a second?' mockup

'Ed moves that we buy new choir slickers and adjourn for pizza. Do I hear a second?'

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Greeting Avoiders Club Gifts Collection

Greeting Avoiders Club Mugs

Explore more witty mugs in our Avoiders Club collection—perfect for those who love their humor as much as their coffee.

Greeting Avoiders Club Pillows

Find your new favorite cozy companion with our Avoiders Club pillows, blending humor and comfort effortlessly.

Greeting Avoiders Club Prints

Add some humor to your decor with our engaging Avoiders Club prints—designed for style, wit, and a touch of personality.

Greeting Avoiders Club T-Shirts

Discover a range of clever Avoiders Club t-shirts—ideal for casual days and making a humorous statement.