Greeting Collectors Gifts

'G'Day!'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Self-esteem room

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Missing You.

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

Reindeer

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Lovers

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"Not to blow my own horn, but the ad for my book in the 'Times' called it 'extraordinary'."

Cards Galore.

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

Now that we've invented language, we have to be careful not to get quoted out of context.

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Get well. Get down.

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

Greetings!

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'