Greeting Collector Gifts

A northern cow

I only have eyes for you

Self-esteem room

Missing You.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Thank you bubbles

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Reindeer

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Tree of Love

Card shark

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

Red Card - Gold Card.

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Business people buying greeting cards.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Never date a medical illustrator.

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)