College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room
Clean-up Avoider Prints
Decorate their creative space with prints that humorously acknowledge their reluctance to tidy, blending wit and artistry for a unique, personal touch.
A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.
Cat mistakes bars for toilets.
'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'
"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"
"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."
Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.
'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'
The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.
"And that's why we don't have nice things."
"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."
'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'
Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...
"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."
There's leftover apple crisp! Whoever finishes it up, please clean the baking dish. Hey! It's not finished!!
'Why can't you do that while I'm on the golf course?'
'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'
"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."
I don't get it. You can make a goal from one end of the field to the other, but you can't hit the laundry basket six inches away.
'I went to the city once, but I couldn't get used to the crowds'.
We'd like a very public table where she won't break up with me because she's afraid I'll make a scene. Menu. ? ?
Too posh to wash...
'Nature makes me nervous!'
"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."
"Let Halliburton clean it up."
The pair of socks waited confidently in the corner, secure in the knowledge that no matter what happens, no one ever suspects the socks.
'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'
'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'
'Dont worry; that's not a ketchup stain. It's just blood.'
"Tia Carmen, don't they say that we're made of dust?"
"You're in my laundry's favorite seat."
"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"
'Thier clean-up rate isn't very good...'
'We'd be crazy to vacuum now.'
"Me, I'm not nocturnal by nature, but by choice: I try to avoid human-contact as much as I can..."
Clean-up Avoider Prints Collection
Clean-up Avoider Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the humorous side of avoiding cleanup—perfect for coffee lovers with a playful streak.
Clean-up Avoider Pillows
Bring humor into their living space with pillows that capture their playful reluctance—comfort with a comedic twist.
Clean-up Avoider T-Shirts
Find amusing and stylish t-shirts that showcase their creative and avoidance tendencies—ideal for casual, witty wear.