Clean-up Hater Gifts

'Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

'Bernie,when you hang your waders up to dry you are supposed to get out of them first.'

Mom! The maid is hiding dust under Grandma again!

"Let Halliburton clean it up."

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts.

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

'Are we hoarders?' 'No, I think we're just slobs.' 'Oh, ok.'

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

'We'd be crazy to vacuum now.'

"Honestly, you'll do anything to get out of helping out around here!"

Avoiding Housework 'How to skive'

'Thier clean-up rate isn't very good...'

"So what if we don't have a computer...at least we have a website."

"Can't make the conference call..."

Captain Pointy No.26 - Never at ease with house work

"I've never been out on litter patrol before boss."

Weight Index Scale

"Careful dusting the pictures. If one goes over, they all go over!"

"I just do the little things that don't show up in the box score."

'Lord, what have they done to him? He made his own bed!'