Green Hater Gifts

Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Too much cilantro

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Where's my horse?'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

Friends of the Earth

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

'Fasten yourself to your seats please.'

"Good news! - We've put our collective heads together and we've all come to the historic decision that something actually needs to be done about climate change. . .!!"

'You wish, Timmy.'

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

Food Court. Hey, a "food court"! Let's go file a lawsuit about Brussels Sprouts!

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?"

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

"I would not be opposed to a cat tax."

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

'And someone's been eating my dinner. But I notice they've left the bloody side-serving of sprouts!'

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

Another successful rehabilitation story from the bald eagle preservation society.

Carbon Credits

Bailey's Irish Cream Farm.

'It's St. Patrick's Day, Ms. Welk. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the greens.'

"No, I haven't heard that broccoli was on the endangered species list."

He lived and died for golf.

'Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!'

"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing."

EU GreenWashing

Polar opposites.