Green Hater Gifts

If green just isn't your color, our range of creative gifts offers a humorous take on your aversion. From playful mugs to bold t-shirts, celebrate your love for other shades while making a statement. Perfect for anyone who wants to add a splash of personality to their everyday accessories or home decor, these items are designed to entertain and express your individual style with a witty twist.

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Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts.

Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts. mockup

Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts. mockup

Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts. mockup

Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts. mockup

Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts.

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"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?" mockup

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?" mockup

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?" mockup

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?" mockup

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

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Too much cilantro

Too much cilantro mockup

Too much cilantro mockup

Too much cilantro mockup

Too much cilantro mockup

Too much cilantro

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"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?" mockup

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?" mockup

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?" mockup

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?" mockup

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

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'Where's my horse?'

'Where's my horse?' mockup

'Where's my horse?' mockup

'Where's my horse?' mockup

'Where's my horse?' mockup

'Where's my horse?'

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"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now." mockup

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now." mockup

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now." mockup

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now." mockup

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

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Friends of the Earth

Friends of the Earth mockup

Friends of the Earth mockup

Friends of the Earth mockup

Friends of the Earth mockup

Friends of the Earth

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'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.' mockup

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.' mockup

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.' mockup

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.' mockup

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

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'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.' mockup

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.' mockup

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.' mockup

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.' mockup

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

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'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...' mockup

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...' mockup

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...' mockup

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...' mockup

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

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"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?" mockup

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?" mockup

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?" mockup

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?" mockup

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

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'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!' mockup

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!' mockup

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!' mockup

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!' mockup

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

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'You wish, Timmy.'

'You wish, Timmy.' mockup

'You wish, Timmy.' mockup

'You wish, Timmy.' mockup

'You wish, Timmy.' mockup

'You wish, Timmy.'

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'Fasten yourself to your seats please.'

'Fasten yourself to your seats please.' mockup

'Fasten yourself to your seats please.' mockup

'Fasten yourself to your seats please.' mockup

'Fasten yourself to your seats please.' mockup

'Fasten yourself to your seats please.'

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"Good news! - We've put our collective heads together and we've all come to the historic decision that something actually needs to be done about climate change. . .!!"

"Good news! - We've put our collective heads together and we've all come to the historic decision that something actually needs to be done about climate change. . .!!" mockup

"Good news! - We've put our collective heads together and we've all come to the historic decision that something actually needs to be done about climate change. . .!!" mockup

"Good news! - We've put our collective heads together and we've all come to the historic decision that something actually needs to be done about climate change. . .!!" mockup

"Good news! - We've put our collective heads together and we've all come to the historic decision that something actually needs to be done about climate change. . .!!" mockup

"Good news! - We've put our collective heads together and we've all come to the historic decision that something actually needs to be done about climate change. . .!!"

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"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?"

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?" mockup

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?" mockup

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?" mockup

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?" mockup

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?"

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"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!" mockup

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!" mockup

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!" mockup

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!" mockup

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

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Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens. mockup

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens. mockup

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens. mockup

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens. mockup

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

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"I would not be opposed to a cat tax."

"I would not be opposed to a cat tax." mockup

"I would not be opposed to a cat tax." mockup

"I would not be opposed to a cat tax." mockup

"I would not be opposed to a cat tax." mockup

"I would not be opposed to a cat tax."

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"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees." mockup

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees." mockup

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees." mockup

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees." mockup

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

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'And someone's been eating my dinner. But I notice they've left the bloody side-serving of sprouts!'

'And someone's been eating my dinner. But I notice they've left the bloody side-serving of sprouts!' mockup

'And someone's been eating my dinner. But I notice they've left the bloody side-serving of sprouts!' mockup

'And someone's been eating my dinner. But I notice they've left the bloody side-serving of sprouts!' mockup

'And someone's been eating my dinner. But I notice they've left the bloody side-serving of sprouts!' mockup

'And someone's been eating my dinner. But I notice they've left the bloody side-serving of sprouts!'

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"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand." mockup

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand." mockup

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand." mockup

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand." mockup

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

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Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags, mockup

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags, mockup

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags, mockup

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags, mockup

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

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'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.' mockup

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.' mockup

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.' mockup

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.' mockup

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

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Another successful rehabilitation story from the bald eagle preservation society.

Another successful rehabilitation story from the bald eagle preservation society. mockup

Another successful rehabilitation story from the bald eagle preservation society. mockup

Another successful rehabilitation story from the bald eagle preservation society. mockup

Another successful rehabilitation story from the bald eagle preservation society. mockup

Another successful rehabilitation story from the bald eagle preservation society.

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Carbon Credits mockup

Carbon Credits mockup

Carbon Credits mockup

Carbon Credits mockup

Carbon Credits

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'It's St. Patrick's Day, Ms. Welk. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the greens.'

'It's St. Patrick's Day, Ms. Welk. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the greens.' mockup

'It's St. Patrick's Day, Ms. Welk. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the greens.' mockup

'It's St. Patrick's Day, Ms. Welk. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the greens.' mockup

'It's St. Patrick's Day, Ms. Welk. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the greens.' mockup

'It's St. Patrick's Day, Ms. Welk. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the greens.'

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"No, I haven't heard that broccoli was on the endangered species list."

"No, I haven't heard that broccoli was on the endangered species list." mockup

"No, I haven't heard that broccoli was on the endangered species list." mockup

"No, I haven't heard that broccoli was on the endangered species list." mockup

"No, I haven't heard that broccoli was on the endangered species list." mockup

"No, I haven't heard that broccoli was on the endangered species list."

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'Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!'

'Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!' mockup

'Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!' mockup

'Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!' mockup

'Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!' mockup

'Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!'

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"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing."

"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing." mockup

"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing." mockup

"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing." mockup

"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing." mockup

"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing."

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EU GreenWashing

EU GreenWashing mockup

EU GreenWashing mockup

EU GreenWashing mockup

EU GreenWashing mockup

EU GreenWashing

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He lived and died for golf.

He lived and died for golf. mockup

He lived and died for golf. mockup

He lived and died for golf. mockup

He lived and died for golf. mockup

He lived and died for golf.

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Polar opposites.

Polar opposites. mockup

Polar opposites. mockup

Polar opposites. mockup

Polar opposites. mockup

Polar opposites.

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Can't wait to get out of these heels and into my bunny slippers.

Can't wait to get out of these heels and into my bunny slippers. mockup

Can't wait to get out of these heels and into my bunny slippers. mockup

Can't wait to get out of these heels and into my bunny slippers. mockup

Can't wait to get out of these heels and into my bunny slippers. mockup

Can't wait to get out of these heels and into my bunny slippers.

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Green Hater Gifts Collection

Green Hater Mugs

Explore our range of witty mugs that boldly express your green hater attitude. Perfect for daily use and making a humorous statement.

Green Hater Pillows

Find playful pillows that feature your dislike for green, adding personality and humor to your living space.

Green Hater Prints

Browse our humorous prints that declare your green aversion in style — ideal for decorating your favorite space with a touch of wit.

Green Hater T-Shirts

Check out our collection of amusing t-shirts designed for green haters. Express your style and humor with every wear.