Tree Hater Gifts

Searching for a tongue-in-cheek gift for someone who despises trees but appreciates clever humor? Our collection offers amusing mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their love-hate relationship with nature, adding a dash of wit to their everyday life.

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"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees." mockup

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

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What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

What are you giving Mother Earth this year? mockup

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

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Wildlife

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Deforestation.

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'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.' mockup

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

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Nature versus commerce.

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Intelligent people laugh too!

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“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.” mockup

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

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"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this." mockup

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

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"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

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The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist. mockup

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

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"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree." mockup

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

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"I love you too, big guy."

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Good News about winter

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This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age. mockup

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

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'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.' mockup

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

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'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?' mockup

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

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"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..." mockup

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

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Yoga Xmas Decorations

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Painting taking root...

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"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment." mockup

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

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"Koalas when no one's looking"

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It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels. mockup

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

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"Would it kill you to give me a hug?" mockup

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

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"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?" mockup

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

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Bubble gum leaves

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Hermit Crabapple Tree

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"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!" mockup

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

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Mother Nature

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"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?" mockup

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

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'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!' mockup

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

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"Smokey The Tree"

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'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.' mockup

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

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Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route. mockup

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

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Tree Hater Gifts Collection

Tree Hater Mugs

Explore our range of humorous mugs for the tree hater, designed to bring a smile to anyone with a love for witty, sarcastic, or cheeky humor.

Tree Hater Pillows

Discover our humorous pillows for the tree hater, adding a playful and funny touch to their home decor with a hint of rebellious charm.

Tree Hater Prints

Browse our collection of clever and funny prints for the tree hater, ideal for making a statement and showcasing their unique sense of humor.

Tree Hater T-Shirts

Find the perfect funny t-shirt for the tree hater who loves to wear their attitude loud and clear. Shop now for witty designs and bold statements.