Cat Hater Gifts

"I would not be opposed to a cat tax."

"I wouldn't call what you have a "cat allergy". It's more like a visceral hatred..."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Cat Nip.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Now I really hate poetry."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Biofelineism

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"And where have you previously moused?"

The Mouse Princess

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."