Card-hater Gifts

If you know someone who can't stand traditional greeting cards, our collection offers witty and fun products that embrace their unique personality. Perfect for someone who prefers to skip the cliché and express themselves differently, these gifts add a touch of humor and creativity to any occasion. Whether they’re humorously dismissive or creatively inventive, find a gift that resonates with their distinct style.

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"...And as for cards, I've no intention of pouring more money into the capitalists machine, of becoming a dupe of the marketing men!"

"...And as for cards, I've no intention of pouring more money into the capitalists machine, of becoming a dupe of the marketing men!" mockup

"...And as for cards, I've no intention of pouring more money into the capitalists machine, of becoming a dupe of the marketing men!"

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Man burning his tie.

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"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?" mockup

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

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"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck." mockup

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

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"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now." mockup

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

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'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

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". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ." mockup

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

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"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages." mockup

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

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'Actually, I hate places like this.' mockup

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

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"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt." mockup

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

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"Bill and I hate the same books." mockup

"Bill and I hate the same books."

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With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium. mockup

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

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"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient." mockup

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

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"I would not be opposed to a cat tax." mockup

"I would not be opposed to a cat tax."

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'What the-! Who the heck's playing buffalo chips?'

'What the-! Who the heck's playing buffalo chips?' mockup

'What the-! Who the heck's playing buffalo chips?'

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"When I said I was 'all-in', I meant I was going to bed... and I'm not saying that just because I lost the hand."

"When I said I was 'all-in', I meant I was going to bed... and I'm not saying that just because I lost the hand." mockup

"When I said I was 'all-in', I meant I was going to bed... and I'm not saying that just because I lost the hand."

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"No, it's not my ex-husband. Worse - my ex-bridge partner."

"No, it's not my ex-husband. Worse - my ex-bridge partner." mockup

"No, it's not my ex-husband. Worse - my ex-bridge partner."

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'If Miss Stabler had meant for me to read, she wouldn't have told me to have a nice summer.'

'If Miss Stabler had meant for me to read, she wouldn't have told me to have a nice summer.' mockup

'If Miss Stabler had meant for me to read, she wouldn't have told me to have a nice summer.'

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'It's heaven... but the music here sucks.'

'It's heaven... but the music here sucks.' mockup

'It's heaven... but the music here sucks.'

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"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..." mockup

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

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How to cut down clutter: Don't buy stuff.

How to cut down clutter: Don't buy stuff. mockup

How to cut down clutter: Don't buy stuff.

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Jack's Cards

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"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing."

"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing." mockup

"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing."

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"Here's the deal. I'll buy lots of stuff from you online if you stop sending me catalogs through the mail."

"Here's the deal. I'll buy lots of stuff from you online if you stop sending me catalogs through the mail." mockup

"Here's the deal. I'll buy lots of stuff from you online if you stop sending me catalogs through the mail."

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"I wouldn't call what you have a "cat allergy". It's more like a visceral hatred..."

"I wouldn't call what you have a "cat allergy". It's more like a visceral hatred..." mockup

"I wouldn't call what you have a "cat allergy". It's more like a visceral hatred..."

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Unlike responsible marsupials, Sheila didn't give a darn about the environment,

Unlike responsible marsupials, Sheila didn't give a darn about the environment, mockup

Unlike responsible marsupials, Sheila didn't give a darn about the environment,

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Tired of waiting in endless lines at the neighborhood lemonade stand?

Tired of waiting in endless lines at the neighborhood lemonade stand? mockup

Tired of waiting in endless lines at the neighborhood lemonade stand?

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'Football stink. Me like hunting better.'

'Football stink. Me like hunting better.' mockup

'Football stink. Me like hunting better.'

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'I need a card that apologizes for not caring enough to send anything more than a card.'

'I need a card that apologizes for not caring enough to send anything more than a card.' mockup

'I need a card that apologizes for not caring enough to send anything more than a card.'

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Card-hater Gifts Collection

Card-hater Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate card-haters with funny, quirky designs—perfect for their morning coffee ritual.

Card-hater Pillows

Find humorous pillows that reflect their disdain for greeting cards—fun and comfy home accents.

Card-hater Prints

Browse our witty prints designed for card-haters—adding humor and personality to any space.

Card-hater T-Shirts

Check out our hilarious t-shirts that embrace the card-hater attitude—ideal for making a bold statement wherever they go.