Harp Hater Gifts

'It's heaven... but the music here sucks.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Cycling with a harp case

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

Dog on a harp

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Harps and Embroidery.

Supply was out of harps.

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

Confucius say: shut up.

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

Viking woman with long hair playing a harp.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Spider harpist.

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

Whale Music

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Mermaid and music

"Trust me, there's nothing like a bit of harp music to cheer old King Saul up!"

Playing the Puppet Strings

Euro symbol as a broken harp

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Fairy Library - Jack and the Fairy Harp Escaping the Giant

Harp Book

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"