Heel Hater Gifts

Can't wait to get out of these heels and into my bunny slippers.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Shoe addict.

Too much cilantro

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Man burning his tie.

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

"Bill and I hate the same books."

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

High heel

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

The Fashion Industry Disappears: 'Oh God, what comfortable shoes.'

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

Stilettos Sharpened

"If I didn't know before I sure as hell know who Manolo Blahnik is now."

'I have a heightened sense of awareness these days of what's going on around me. It may be the three inch heels.'

I love my prostiboots