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Can't wait to get out of these heels and into my bunny slippers.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Too much cilantro

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Man burning his tie.

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

"Bill and I hate the same books."

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

High heel

"If I didn't know before I sure as hell know who Manolo Blahnik is now."

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

The Fashion Industry Disappears: 'Oh God, what comfortable shoes.'

Stilettos Sharpened

'I have a heightened sense of awareness these days of what's going on around me. It may be the three inch heels.'

My New Year's resolution? To no longer suffer in silence. I will moan, whimper, and complain until you resolve to get the heater fixed.

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'