Tie Hater Gifts

Man burning his tie.

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

Tie-Land.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

Friendly Tie

Future History Museums

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Let's see a robot do that."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

The first birthday gift.

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

Robin Day.

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."