Heel Fanatic Gifts

Mister Pretty Shoes

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

She let her footwear do the talking....

"What's a patent?"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

A women in a shoeshop.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I stand corrected."

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Social distance queue starts here

Caveman on the brink of technology.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Man generating power for machine.

Cutting Toenails.

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!