Heel Fanatic Gifts

Mister Pretty Shoes

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

She let her footwear do the talking....

"What's a patent?"

A women in a shoeshop.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I stand corrected."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Do you do much walking?"

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Social distance queue starts here

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Man generating power for machine.

Cutting Toenails.

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'