Harp Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Cycling with a harp case

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

The Frankenstein snowman.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Dog on a harp

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

Tasty.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

"One thing I can tell you - it's not covid."

Love Tap

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Piano Prompt

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."