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'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Cycling with a harp case

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

The Frankenstein snowman.

Dog on a harp

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

Tasty.

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Piano Prompt

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

'Mr. Gridley writes blurbs for tombstones.'

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"One thing I can tell you - it's not covid."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

Man with Cat on his Head