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"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Cycling with a harp case

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Men dancing

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

Dog on a harp

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

Harps and Embroidery.

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Supply was out of harps.

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

"There goes that creepy music again...

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Viking woman with long hair playing a harp.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

Spider harpist.

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

Mermaid and music

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

'But how did you lose your harp?'

Whale Music

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

"Trust me, there's nothing like a bit of harp music to cheer old King Saul up!"