Harp Appreciator Pillows

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Cycling with a harp case

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Dog on a harp

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

Men dancing

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Harps and Embroidery.

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

Supply was out of harps.

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

"There goes that creepy music again...

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Viking woman with long hair playing a harp.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Spider harpist.

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

Mermaid and music

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

Whale Music

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

"Trust me, there's nothing like a bit of harp music to cheer old King Saul up!"

The escalator.