Cat Haters Gifts

"We finally found something in common - we all hate that stupid cat of yours."

Biofelineism

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

What does aloof mean?

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

How Amazon was invented

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"You're completely screwed up."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"You're adopted."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"Slippery, huh?"

'I've never found anything else that bugs you so much with so little effort.'

Guard dogs

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"You're kidding, right?"

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"