Cat Conspirists Gifts

"Here's some money and a passport. They'll be looking for you so head to to the border and good luck."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"Curiosity."

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

"The human is back - act normal."

'Tell me where she hides the treats and I'll get you a straw.'

"We get in, we go down, we walk to the Park. I do my business; we're in and out in ten minutes. Anyone asks, you're with me."

"I hear he has more than bones buried."

"Good luck with your interview. And remember, they can't discriminate based on how many lives you have left."

'Just so you know, I've no intention of sharing a home with either children or cats.'

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

'Watch her, she's a whistle blower!'

'I'm sorry, but your husband's life insurance policy only covered his eighth life.'

'So, the rumours are true! You have been friendly with the Postman! My own son! Shame on you!'

'Is this irony or coincidence?'

"As you persist in pretending to throw that stick, I have retrieved something else. See you in Hell, Hal."

'Ya don't scare me copper. I'll break out'a dis joint an come round an poop on ya lawn.'

"I guess I could include the box... But why would you want it, Mr. Schrödinger?"

'Sammy's going to take you for a little walk.'

Dog & Cat Friends.

Here lie the earthly remains of Cal Can, beloved town dogcatcher.

"I can't meet you in the park today. The cats suspect something."

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

"Have you ever heard of wireless?"

'That's the problem with cats - they can be so destructive.'

Apple Watch for Dogs/Apple Watch for Cats

The Truth about J.D.'s hatred of Cats.

"We finally found something in common - we all hate that stupid cat of yours."