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Critter Conspiracy Theorist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the critter conspiracy theorist? Discover witty and playful items that celebrate wild animals and their secret lives. Perfect for those who love a good mystery and a good laugh, our collection features clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that speak to the secret world of critters. Whether they're a wildlife enthusiast or a cheeky skeptic, these gifts will get them talking and chuckling.
The Anti-Agent
Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.
William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....
The Circular Logic of Fascism
'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'
'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'
"Walt Disney on ice."
"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."
"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"
New Road Signs to Watch For:
Alien Assumption
Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)
The Da Vinci Cod
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"
"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."
Acme-5000 Lie Detector
Gremlins 47
Elevator Music
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road
'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'
"I remember driving to Roswell and then it goes blank."
'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'
Welcome: Skeptics Society
The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.
"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."
The Russians Are Coming...Maybe
'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'
What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh
The evidence destroyed
'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'
Critter Conspiracy Theorist Gifts Collection
Critter Conspiracy Theorist Mugs
Explore our range of critter conspiracy theorist mugs—bring humor and mystery to your favorite beverage.
Critter Conspiracy Theorist Pillows
Check out our critter conspiracy pillows—add a humorous and mysterious touch to any room.
Critter Conspiracy Theorist Prints
Browse our critter conspiracy prints—beautiful artwork that unveils the hidden lives of wild animals.
Critter Conspiracy Theorist T-Shirts
Discover our critter conspiracy t-shirts—wear your wild theories and support your love for secret animal worlds.