Cat Hater Pillows

"I would not be opposed to a cat tax."

"I wouldn't call what you have a "cat allergy". It's more like a visceral hatred..."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Now I really hate poetry."

Cat Nip.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Biofelineism

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

The Mouse Princess

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."