Tree Hater T-Shirts

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Wildlife

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Nature versus commerce.

Intelligent people laugh too!

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"I love you too, big guy."

Good News about winter

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Painting taking root...

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Bubble gum leaves

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Mother Nature

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Smokey The Tree"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.