Housework Hater Gifts

Avoiding Housework 'How to skive'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

A DIY disaster.

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

Suggestions box in a toilet.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

Washing Line Walker

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"How did you get him to do housework?"

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

"You can count on my unloading the dishwasher in any number of alternate timelines. Now whether it occurs in this one..."