Housework Hater Pillows

Avoiding Housework 'How to skive'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

A DIY disaster.

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Suggestions box in a toilet.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Washing Line Walker

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'But you said to clean my room.'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

"How did you get him to do housework?"

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'