Homework Haters Pillows

"How am I supposed to enjoy being home sick if you keep bringing me my homework?"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

Billy strip: help with homework.

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"A catfish ate my homework."

"Dinner will be ready soon, so don't fill up on homework."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

Student to teacher: 'No, not my dog. I do my homework on my computer... and the cat ate the mouse.'

"What are you writing?"

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

"If you need help with your homework ask your father...and he'll ask me."

'...All I can say is, the judge was adamant about his gag order on the case.'

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"Maybe if you wrap your homework in a pill pocket, he'll eat it."

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

"This is too much homework, Ms. Fraily. We're only allowed one carry-on on the bus."

"My dog deleted my excuses app."

Homework eating dogs

''Homework'? -- what about my social life?'

"You don't have to eat it. Just lick off the writing."